It may be magical, but it works an awful lot like a Hydra weapon.Nick Fury:I dont know about that, but it is powered by the cube. [aware of Steve's new size] "I thought you were smaller." James 'Bucky' Barnes 6. Orphaned on my homeworld. Hmm?Peter Quill:Im not gonna answer to Star-Munch.Rocket:I did it because I wanted to!Peter Quill:Dick., Gamora:[sceptically]A little one-inch man saved us?Rocket:Well, if he got closer, Im sure he would be much larger.Peter Quill:Its how eyesight works, you stupid raccoon.Rocket:*Dont call me a racoon*!Peter Quill:Im sorry. [Thor carries Loki out of the elevator in front of the guards]Thor:Get help! Humor Quotes 41.5k Philosophy Quotes 27.5k God Quotes 25k Inspirational Quotes Quotes 24.5k Truth Quotes 22.5k Wisdom Quotes 22k Poetry Quotes 20.5k Romance Quotes 20k Death Quotes 18.5k Happiness Quotes 18k Hope Quotes 17k 7. "Instruction ends in the schoolroom, but education ends only with life.". "Never go to bed mad. 13. I just need these two things.Peter Quill:What?Rocket Raccoon:[laughing]No, I thought itd be funny! Thor:The gates of Hel are filled with the screams of his victims! Crime-fighting Spider. Christine Palmer:Where have you been?Dr. Louisa May Alcott Never go to your high school reunion pregnant or they will think that is all you have done since you graduated. Do a flip. Peter wraps his arms around him]Thats not a hug, Im just grabbing the door for you., Peter Parker:Wow, theyre in the middle of a heist! I thought Id throw her a bone, you know. A master of witty quips, these are the best funny lines from Iron Man (the first movie). Just Wong? [thumping him on the shoulder]Listen, Im doing you guys a favor by letting you even be here.Okoye:[in Xosha]If he touches you again, Im going to impale him on this desk., TChalla:If you werent so stubborn, you would make a great queen.Nakia:I would make a great queen because I am so stubborn., Shuri:[as a fatally wounded Everett Ross is wheeled into her lab]Great! [smiles], James Bucky Barnes:Dont do anything stupid until I come back.Steve Rogers:How can I? But theyre actually an American invention. No!Ned Leeds:Can you spit venom?Peter Parker:No.Ned Leeds:Can you summon an army of spiders?Peter Parker:[beat]No, Ned., Ned Leeds:You got bit by a spider? Find your passion. Whosoever holds this hammer if he be worthy. "Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house." Rod Stewart. Frederick W. Robertson. 430 likes. Here are the funniest quotes from Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2. I assume youre the captain, sir.Rocket Raccoon:Youre very perceptive.Thor:You seem like a noble leader. What was your second choice? Its impressive., Tony Stark:Anybody remember when I carried a nuke through a wormhole?James Rhodes:No, its never come up.Tony Stark:Saved New York?James Rhodes:Never heard that., Laura:What about Nat and Dr. Fury., Nick Fury:Oh! Youre taking all the stupid with you., Peggy Carter:Wait! "You will never have more energy or enthusiasm, hair, or brain cells than you have today." Tom Magliozzi 2. [beats up Ant-Man], Spider-Man:[to Bucky]You have a metal arm? Stephen Strange:No can do.Wong:We swore an oath to protect the Time Stone with our lives.Tony Stark:And I swore off dairy but then Ben & Jerrys named a flavor after me, soDr. Theres nothing wrong with women, of course, I like women. And so are you. I thought that you could sense that with your Peter-Tingle.Peter Parker:Please stop saying Tingle, May., Flash Thompson:[about Mysterio]Hes all right. I prefer you.Hulk:Banners friend.Thor:I dont even like Banner. [points to a mythology book page with a drawing of Mjlnir], Agent Cale:[staring at The Destroyer]Is that one of Starks?Agent Coulson:I dont know. "All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us.". Their senior year was full of face masks, social . Maybe they'll inspire you but they'll definitely make you laugh. That guys brain is a bag full of cats. - Gossip Girl. Jul 12, 2020 - Explore Lydia Schlueter's board "Graduation ideas" on Pinterest. King of Asgard. [Actually dabs], Natasha Romanoff:That Time Stone guy.Bruce Banner:Doctor Strange.Natasha Romanoff:Yeah, what what kind of doctor was he?Tony Stark:Ear/nose/throat meets rabbit-from-hat., Rocket:Quill said he stole the Power Stone from Morag.Bruce Banner:Is that a person?Rocket:Morags a planet, Quill was a person.Scott Lang:A planet? As well as those, here are all the funniest lines from Black Panther. Bruce Banner:[in poor Portuguese]Dont make me hungry. These are the funniest lines from Spiderman: Far From Home. Love you, Mama! Arnim Zola:What is in it?Col. , [Shuri drives a car and runs over someone]Shuri:What was that?TChalla:Dont worry about it, youre doing fine!, Everett K. Ross:[Everett drives up to a stranded Okoye and Nakia after their car explodes]Hop in. Angels don't do things like deal with humans, but instead, help run the heavens and keep the Earth from imploding from apocalyptic events. Joey: "It's never taken me a week to get over a relationship.". [Closes his helmet and pushes the button that shrinks him]Kurt:[Gasps, jumps out of chair]This is the work of gypsies!Dave:Thats witchcraft!Luis:[Keeping his cool]Thats amazing. Thor: Ragnarok is one of the funniest films in the MCU (in our opinion) and featured lots of hilarious lines. So if youre taking another crack at him, I want in. It was always me, Tony, right from the start! [Rocket and the Ravagers all fall around laughing], Taserface:[Holding a knife to Rockets throat after having his name being made fun of]New plan! "Welcome to the real world. The triangle icon that indicates to play. Judy Garland. It separates who you are from who you can be. Come in.Tony Stark:Phil? Uh, his first name is Agent., Bruce Banner:Captain America is on threat watch?Natasha Romanoff:We ALL are!Tony Stark:[to Rogers]Youre on that list? Bono Eminem., Wong:What do you want, Strange?Dr. It works every time.Loki:Its humiliating.Thor:Do you have a better plan?Loki:No.Thor:Were doing it.Loki:We are not doing Get Help. Quotes tagged as "marvel" Showing 1-30 of 145. And you and I had a fight.Bruce Banner:Did I win?Thor:No, I won! Nearly blasting me into space?Tony Stark:Who just saved your magical ass? [Hulk grabs Thor and flattens him with repeated smashes into the floor]Loki:[cheers]YES! Except, it sucks. 100 Best Marvel Movie Quotes Inspirational Marvel Quotes "Part of the journey is the end." ~ Tony Stark, Avengers: Endgame "Tony, trying to get you to stop has been one of the few failures of my entire life." ~ Pepper Potts, Avengers: Endgame "No amount of money ever bought a second of time." ~ Tony Stark, Avengers: Endgame Im Peter, by the way.Dr. While Edward Norton was replaced by Mark Ruffalo in the later films, here was where we first met Bruce Banner and the Other Guy. Goose. Cool name for a cool cat., [At-Lass scans Goose]Kree Computer:Species: Flerken. Were just about to jump on that ginormous spaceship. Youre Bruce Banner! Hank Pym:You want a juice box and some string cheese?Scott Lang:Do you really have that?, Dr. But it doesn't always roll that way. 1. That sounds like a cult.Dr. And if I tear myself in half, dont come back for me.Bucky Barnes:Hes gonna tear himself in half?Captain America:You sure about this, Scott?Ant-Man:I do it all the time. A handsome, muscular man.Peter Quill:Im muscular.Rocket Raccoon:Who are you kidding, Quill? The setup: Iron Man is ready to deploy his secret weapon in the stand-off against Captain America and is cohorts. He raised me by hand and kept me as his own.Drax:So youre a pet.Mantis:I suppose.Drax:People usually want cute pets. [Groot releases glowing spores from his body to light up the way ahead]Drax:Where did you learn to do that?Peter Quill:Im pretty sure the answer is: I am Groot. Please! [everyone in the stadium looks confused]Thor:Hey, hey! Elfheim, Nilfheim?Darcy:[frightened, pulls out a taser]New Mexico?Thor:You dare threaten Thor with such a puny weapon? [At-Lass clamps a muzzle on Goose]Nick Fury:Its a cat, not Hannibal Lecter. Im sorry did I just mishear you or did you just agree with me?Black Widow:Oh I want to take it back now.Iron Man:No, no no. Christine Palmer:Oh. Marvel Funny Captain America Civil War #saynotohydracap This man is an inspiration and a symbol of freedom and justice, and he represents our nation (I mean, for crying out loud, he's Captain AMERICA). [Wong remains silent]Come on! [Rocket looks around in confusion]Rocket:Is that better?Drax:I dont know.Peter Quill:[snickering]Its worse. [Colonel Phillips puts down a tray of food at a table]Dr. Arnim Zola:What is this?Col. Or Aristotle. That means that this is the first day of the last day of your life. Originally from Tasmania, Australia, Kristy was living in London when she unexpectedly met a Dutch bloke and ended up moving to the Netherlands to be with him. See? The prince of Asgards fall to Earth was immensely entertaining for those of us watching, as he tried to adjust to normal like. 59 College Graduation Gift Ideas for the Class of 2022 1. No!Rocket:He thinks you want him to wear it as a hat.Yondu:[angrily]Thats not what I said!Groot:I am Groot.Rocket:Hes relieved you dont want him to.Groot:I am Groot.Rocket:He hates hats.Groot:I am Groot.Rocket:On anyone, not just himself.Groot:I am Groot.Rocket:[to Yondu]One minute you think someone has a weird-shaped head, the next minute its just because you realize part of that head is the hat. Call your mother. See more ideas about marvel quotes, superhero quotes, college graduation cap decoration. [points to Captain America] I just pay for everything and design everything, make everyone look cooler., Thor:No one has to break anything.Ultron and Tony Stark:Clearly youve never made an omelet.Tony Stark:He beat me by one second., Iron Man:Shit!Captain America:Language!, Iron Man:Is no one going to comment that the Cap just said language?Captain America:I know! Ant-Man's call for confidence isn't just funny -- it's also one of the most grounded, human moments in any MCU movie, and his post-transformation joy-filled giggle was echoed by every fan boy in the theater. Whats up, Mr Stark?Tony Stark:Kid, whered you come from?Peter Parker:Field trip to MoMa! October 6, 2017. [Thor arrives in Vanaheim to help Sif]Sif:Ive got this completely under control! 50 Best Graduation Quotes to Inspire the Class of 2023. Stephen Strange:Yeah. Like the Bob Seger Song?Dr. There were lots of funny moments when so many Marvel characters finally met up though, and these are the funniest lines from Avengers: Infinity War for your reading pleasure. Nine hours in bed. See the world. Chester Phillips:Cow., Howard Stark:The moment you think you know whats going on in a womans head is the moment your goose is well and truly cooked.. Doctor?Dr. Five hours in front of the TV. Steve Jobs: Stanford, 2005 . Okay?Scott Lang:Oh, what language? Strike it.TChalla:Anywhere?Shuri:Mmm-hmm. 3. Drake. Whats your name? Why, did you hear something?, Steve Rogers: You see that Range Rover halfway up the block?Wanda Maximoff:Yeah, the red one? I took it too far. *FYI - this post may affiliate links, which means we earn a commission (at no extra cost to you) if you purchase from them. Im the boss, Im the boss, Im the boss. Top 20 Iconic Avengers Quotes Funny & Witty 1. The man who graduates today and stops learning tomorrow is uneducated the day after. [Scott punches her hand]Hope Van Dyne:Terrible.Scott Lang:You wanna show me how to punch? In a lab. You know whats boring? Not Nicholas. "Be fearless in the pursuit of what sets your soul on fire.". Why would I be a Garden of the Galaxy?, Ego:I created what I imagined biological life to be like down to the most minute detail.Drax:Did you make a penis?Peter Quill:Dude!Gamora:What is wrong with you?Drax:If hes a planet, how could he make a baby with your mother? Cause I totally know CPR!, Thor:Hammer! Funny graduation quotes "We're only here for so long. Network, network, network. Check out the funniest lines from Thor: The Dark World. Loki:I like her., Loki:This is so unlike you, brother. Here are the funniest quotes from Iron Man 2. Stephen Strange:Unlike everyone else in your life, I dont work for you.Tony Stark:And due to that fact, were now in a flying doughnut billions of miles from Earth with no backup.Peter Parker:Im backup.Tony Stark:No, youre a stowaway. - Ms. Marvel The door is more than it appears. "Remember no one can make you feel inferior without your consent . Hes just awesome, okay? 7 . Are you looking for Why do I even talk to you guys? No. They make the most powerful and horrific weapons to ever torment the universe. Think for yourself. Hawkeye.Clint Barton:Oh. But we did., Agent Phil Coulson:Mr Stark.Pepper Potts:Phil! Taserface! [all the Ravagers struggle desperately not to laugh]Rocket:Thats how I hear you in my head! Just pick a color. Korg:Thank you, Thor. Youve heard of her, shes a huge star, right? You, Quill, are my friend.Peter Quill:Thanks.Drax the Destroyer:This dumb tree is also my friend. And in it, a great hero, named Kevin Bacon, teaches an entire city full of people with sticks up their butts that, dancing, well, is the greatest thing there is.Gamora:Who put the sticks up their butts?, Drax:I can barely see. The measure of a person, of a herois how well they succeed at being who they are." -Frigga, Avengers: Endgame Seeing Thor transform into a depressed overweight version of himself was a tough sight to see. Easily!Bruce Banner:That doesnt sound rightThor:Well, its true!, Bruce Banner:Youre just using me to get to the Hulk. Im a Captain! Fortunately, I am mighty[enters a vision], [the Hulk is on a rampage]Tony Stark:[in the Hulkbuster]Listen to me, that little witch is messing with your mind. Thought we wouldnt notice. I am a god, you dull creature, and I will not be bullied by[Hulk flattens Loki with repeated smashes into the floor]The Hulk:Puny god.. Funny Graduation Quotes 1. . Do you want to go to space, puppy? And theres a car waiting for you outside that will take you anywhere youd like to go.Christine Everheart:You must be the famous Pepper Potts.Virginia Pepper Potts:[smiles and nods]Indeed I am.Christine Everheart:After all these years, Tony still has you picking up the dry cleaning.Virginia Pepper Potts:I do anything and everything Mr. Stark requires. Hulk stay. I mean, that place is a legend. See More Evil . 13. As long as the light exists.Peter Quill:And, I could use the light to build cool things like, how you made this whole planet?Ego:Well, it might take you a few million years of practice before you get really good at it. Im really strong and Im sticky!, Flash Thompson:I post stupid videos daily for people to like me.Happy Hogan:Hey, if it wasnt for those stupid videos, Spider-Man would have never found you.Flash Thompson:Spider-Man? Eternal life as part of the One. [Hands Cassie a gift]Cassie Lang:Can I open it now?Paxton:Of course sweetheart, its your birthday. Hes inspires me to be a better man. Stephen Strange:Try me, Beyonc. Pepper Potts:Is this about the Avengers? Ill handle the music. Alright, get your jokes out now, can you fix the suit?Hope van Dyne:So cranky.Dr. Thats like some David Copperfield shit!Dave:Thats wizardry!Kurt:Sorcery!Luis:Howd you do that, bro?Scott Lang:Dont freak out, look at your shoulder.Luis:[Looks at his shoulder, starts screaming, and runs out of the room]Get if off! Thank you!Ego:Its not half bad., Drax:I thought Yondu was your father.Peter Quill:What? [kills Korath]Drax:Metaphor.Peter Quill:Sort of., Gamora:I am going to die surrounded by the biggest idiots in the galaxy., Rocket Raccoon:I live for the simple things like how much this is going to hurt! [catches Drax]Peter Parker:I got you! Marvel 6. [Tony sees Maya for the first time since their one-night stand in Switzerland]Tony Stark:Please dont tell me theres a 12-year-old kid in the car that Ive never met.Maya Hansen:Hes 13. Explore our collection of motivational and famous quotes by authors you know and love. [Stark rolls his eyes, while Captain America looks proud of himself]Steve Rogers:I understood that reference., Tony Stark:You should come by Stark Tower sometime. "That which does not kill us makes us stronger.". We carry all the power we need inside ourselves already: we have the power to imagine better". There is no 'try'.". Scott Lang:[raises hand]Excuse me, Dr. Pym?Hank Pym:You dont have to raise your hand Scott.Scott Lang:[lowers hand]Okay. Ill talk to him first, then you guys go in.Okoye:[in Xosha]We cant let him talk to Klaue alone.TChalla:[in Xosha, too]Better to let him talk to Klaue alone for five minutes than to make a scene here. And my dad got deported. These are the best funny Guardians of the Galaxy quotes. 3 "You still think you're the only monster on the team?" The Avengers: Age of Ultron (2015) In a rare moment of calm, the Avengers hide away at Hawkeye's farm house to recover from their battle with Ultron. Thor:Yes, they taught it on Asgard. We know each other! I mean, not that its not nice. "One man can accomplish anything once he realizes he can be something bigger". Just dogs, cats, birds. I dont paint., Virginia Pepper Potts:[after Starks one night stand with Christine]I have your clothes here; theyve been dry cleaned and pressed. Look, I like you, a lot. The red, the white. He would smush her!Peter Quill:I dont need to hear how my parentsDrax:Why? The Incredible Hulk was a darker film than some of the others in the MCU, but that didnt mean it lacked humor. Here are 21 Tony Stark quotes that are both inspiring and funny. 16. Its a leisure vessel.Bruce Banner:What?Valkyrie:The Grandmaster uses it for his good times: orgies and stuff.Bruce Banner:Did she just say the Grandmaster uses it for orgies?Thor:Yeah. But one thing that all of the Marvel films share is a penchant for a witty quip. You better pack it up and get outta here.Ebony Maw:Stonekeeper, does this chattering animal speak for you?Dr. I said hat., Hank Pym:The final phase of your training will be a stealth incursion.Ant-Man:Its freezing! Bu-But thats a good thing.Mantis:Oh?Drax:When youre ugly, and someone loves you, you know they love you for who you are Beautiful people never know who to trust.Mantis:Well, then Im certainly grateful to be ugly., [about Mantis] Drax:This gross bug lady is my new friend., Mantis:[shaking Drax awake]Drax! These are the funniest lines from Ant-Man. 9. Dont you say it!Steve Rogers:[running by Sam]On your left.Sam Wilson:Come on man!, Natasha Romanoff:Hey, fellas. Its not. Are you looking for this?[Tony and Thor dont laugh]James Rhodes:Boom. Steve Rogers:Well, all the guys from my barbershop quartet are dead, so no, not really., Sam Wilson:You must miss the good old days, huh?Steve Rogers:Well, things arent so bad. Perhaps the darkest and saddest of the Avengers films (so far), there were still witty lines in Captain America: Civil War, especially when Spiderman joined the gang. as part of a team of heroes. Now she can be found taking numerous photos of their four weird cats, eating lots of stroopwafels and blogging at, best quotes from The Falcon and the Winter Soldier, These hilarious Marvel-themed pickup lines. Christine Palmer:Well, thats what a cultist would say., Kaecilius:How long have you been at Kamar-Taj, MisterDr. Marvel sounds a lot better. You should figure it out.Bruce Banner:None of them for flying alien spaceships!, Hela:[after ripping Thors eye out]Now you remind me of Dad., Thor:Shes too strong. is so slow. So let me do the plan and that way it might be really good.Drax:Tell him about the dance-off to save the Universe.Tony Stark:What dance-off?Peter Quill:Its not a thing.Peter Parker:Like in Footloose, the movie?Peter Quill:Exactly like Footloose. Want more Marvel quotes? Over the years, the Marvel Cinematic Universe has become a bit of a monster well, an entertaining and often funny monster, but a monster nonetheless. They could show up any second!Hope van Dyne:Relax. Volstagg:If you even think about betraying himLoki:Youll kill me? Give me a little something-something. Arent you the cutest looking thing? Thor:No, I didnt ride the hammer. 5. Albert Einstein. there were numerous spots of humor, of course. Spider-Man follows me? Stephen Strange:Certainly not, I speak for myself. That IS Americas ass., Thor:[seeing Cap wielding Mjolnir]I knew it!, Thor:[Captain America is using Stormbreaker]No, give me that. What about that girl from accounting, Laura, Lisa?Steve Rogers:Lillian. [Spider-Man shows up at a robbery carried out by men in Avengers masks]Spider-Man:Wait a minute You guys arent the real Avengers! Thor:Then give me one of those large enough to ride., Jane Foster:Howd you get inside that cloud?Darcy:Also, how could you eat an entire box of Pop-Tarts and still be this hungry?, Darcy:[mispronounces Mjlnir]Mew-mew? With the release of Ant-Man we got to enjoy Paul Rudd joining the MCU. I dont even mate with the type of thing you are!Drax:Hey! Here are the best funny lines from Spiderman: Homecoming. I dont want to talk to him. [Tony cringes]Maya Hansen:No! [Kaecilius and his Zealots are sucked into the Dark Dimension]Dr. Stephen Strange:Yeah, you know, you really should have stolen the whole book because the warnings The warnings come after the spells. "You had me at hello.". "Love can be defined with one word. Parton made this funny remark during her 2009 commencement speech at the University of Tennessee: "Now I usually try not to . I do not understand.Steve Rogers:I do! that it's imperceptible. Ive been reading that a lot trying to catch up., Jasper Sitwell:Is this little display meant to insinuate that youre gonna throw me off the roof? Its about time., Grandmaster:Heres what I wanna know. Youre that spider guy from TV!Spider-Man:Call me Spider-Man.Street Vendor:Ok, Spider-Man. Im a cat burglar.Dave:You mean youre a pussy.Scott Lang:Yeah., Scott Lang:Hey, look what I have for you. Thor:Yes, of course. Even if it did hurt, Id let it bite me. Steve Rogers ( Chris Evans) "I can do this all day." Steve Rogers "I'm gonna need a rain check on that dance." Steve Rogers to Peggy Carter ( Hayley Atwell) "I'm just a kid from Brooklyn.". Take special care, I doubt if humans can keep her at bay! Of course Im not a male escort.MJ:Well then youre Spider-Man., Ned Leeds:[to MJ after she finds out Spider-Mans identity]So, you know too. No. "Think left and think right and think low and think high. [surprised by the kiss, Steve looks at Colonel Phillips]Col. Chester Phillips:Im not kissing you., Col. Loki, hes alive! - Henry David Thoreau. I meant trash panda. Some jerk lost a bet with me in Contraxia.Thor:They gave you his eye?Rocket Raccoon:No, he gave me a hundred credits. Funny Graduation Quotes 1.) Bye, Mr. Criminal!, Street Vendor:Hey! After Tony Stark told the world he was Iron Man, he had to deal with the fallout in Iron Man 2. My reflexes are too fast, I would catch it., Rocket Raccoon:Thats for if things get really hardcore. Arent you cute? Who am I to judge?, Dr. "Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm" - Winston Churchill "Wherever you go, go with all your heart." - Confucius "Education is the most powerful weapon which you can use to change the world." - Nelson Mandela "Never bend your head. Korg:Thank you very much, I will., Bruce Banner:[as Professor Hulk, after taking photos with 3 young fans]Thanks, kids! Just let me unravel this puppy and well[Carol blasts the lock off the doors]Nick Fury:You sat there and watched me play with tape, when all you had to do wasCarol Danvers:I didnt want to steal your thunder., Nick Fury:Do you know how to fly this thing?Carol Danvers:Uh, well see.Nick Fury:Thats a yes or no question.Carol Danvers:[powering the engines up] Yes., Maria Rambeau:You call me young lady again, Ill shove my foot up somewhere its not supposed to be. While numerous writers and directors have worked on the universe where the characters appear, theres always a streak of humor, even in the darker films. [Groot grunts]Drax the Destroyer:And this green whore is alsoGamora:Oh, you must stop!, Peter Quill:[about Gamora]She betrayed Ronan, hes coming for her. He had chosen to remain in exile. [outraged]Jane Foster:Who do you think you are?Odin:I am Odin. Send college and high school grads on their way with these special messages. [May throws a banana at Peter and hits him in the face]You can dodge bullets but not bananas? All we can do is our best, and sometimes the best that we can do is to start over." Peggy Carter, Captain America: The Winter Soldier These hope quotes will instantly lift you up. Im not done, Im not [tries to get up; collapses, sighs]Okay, Im done., Natasha Romanoff:Looking over your shoulder should be second nature.Sam Wilson:Anyone ever tell you youre a little paranoid?Natasha Romanoff:Not to my face. Nooo!, Thor: A creepy old man cut my hair off!, [talking about Mjolnir]Thor:Quite unique. Thor:The ground! While the film featured a lot of science talk (quantum realm what?) Hidden.Nick Fury:You sure thats what Marvel would want?Carol Danvers:Mar-Vell.Nick Fury:Thats what I said.Carol Danvers:Its two words. Use sunscreen. So Castiel's dealings with humans are often hilarious, because he really doesn't know . Put that spear in the trunk., Everett K. Ross:So this is a big mess, huh? But it takes practice and, um, dare I say it, talent to do it well.Nick Fury:Can you turn into a cat?Talos:Whats a cat?Maria Rambeau:What about a filing cabinet?Talos:Why would I turn into a filing cabinet?Nick Fury:A venus fly trap. While his journey to meet the Ancient One and master magic wasnt hilarious in itself, there were still moments to make us chuckle. Now you have graduated and "commenced," ending the last segment of your previous adventure, and now you begin your next adventure. Look who it is!Loki:[to himself]I have to get off this planet., [after knocking down Hulk, Thor approaches him]Thor:[copies what Black Widow used to do]Hey, big guy. An air of somberness will be present. Dude shows up dressed like a cat and you dont wanna know more?, Spider-Man:Hey guys, you ever see that really old movie, Empire Strikes Back?War Machine:Jesus, Tony, how old is this guy?Iron Man:I dont know, I didnt carbon date him. 101 VOTES Invisible Peter Quill: Dude, how long have you been there? Not hot.Pepper Potts:Am I going to be okay?Tony Stark:No. "You are graduating from. On my signal, run like hell. I have never been jealous. A cheap trick and a cheesy one-liner?Tony Stark:Sweetheart, that could be the name of my autobiography., The Mandarin:A true story about fortune cookies. "Never forget what you are. Why do you have your toes out in my lab?TChalla:What, you dont like my royal sandals? Stephen Strange:[after having just manipulated time to resurrect Wong]Im breaking the laws of nature. I prefer you., Loki:Hello, Bruce.Bruce Banner:Last time we saw you, you were trying to kill everyone. [starts gagging]Mantis:What are you doing?Drax:Ugh Im imagining being with you physically [continues gagging]Mantis:Drax! The word spelled out.Peter Parker:Youre head of security and your password is password?Happy Hogan:I dont feel good about it either., Nick Fury:We have a job to do, and youre coming with us.Peter Parker:Theres gotta be someone else you can use. [Peter declines Furys call]Happy Hogan:You sent Nick Fury to voicemail?Peter Parker:I gotta go.Happy Hogan:You do not ghost Nick Fury!, Peter Parker:Whats your password?Happy Hogan:Password.Peter Parker:No, what is your password?Happy Hogan:Password. Ralph Waldo Emerson Inspirational, Life, Success Its called an email.Dr. Now, whatever the hell youre up to, do me a favor, stay out of my way.TChalla:I gave you Zemo.Everett K. Ross:Didnt I keep it under wraps that the king of a third-world country runs around in a bulletproof cat suit? - Friedrich Nietzsche. Stay here. No! Nope, that's worse. Everybody wants a happy ending, right? This is a day." -Andy Samberg. I just keep imagining you waking up in the morning, sir, looking in the mirror and then in all seriousness saying to yourself[deep voice]You know what would be a really kick-ass name? But you ought to be!, Thor:This mortal form has grown weak. This is a whole new level of weird, and I dont feel inclined to step away from it.